my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We are all done wearing pants today
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