"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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