I'm gonna have a badass scar
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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