Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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