how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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