called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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