Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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