just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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