My brain says no but my pants say off.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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