wake up i wanna do it froggy style
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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