Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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