Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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