So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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