how can u be prego again
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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