White coat. Heels.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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