I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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