Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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