love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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