It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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