Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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