so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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