so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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