Just cropdusted the office
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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