I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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