he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I love you. Go after that dick
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