names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
