is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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