In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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