there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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