does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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