You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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