There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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