what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
