The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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