i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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