Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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