i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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