Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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