can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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