wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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