Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So. Much. Porn.
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