After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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