fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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