I need help removing her.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
