Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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