You're so nebulous sometimes
Me too!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Randomize
