Cold hands, warm shart.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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