Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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