The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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