have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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