Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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