i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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