Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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