ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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