He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
