My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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