have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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